Knock Knock Jokes 160

Written on November 30th, 2006 by Joker

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub — I’m dwowning!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Momma.
Momma who?
Momma, please open the door!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
One shoe
One shoe who?
One shoe come home, Bill Bailey?

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